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Joke of the Day
"What does Lamar Odom have in common with a hooker? Excellent ball control."
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"Why couldn't the pig pay his bill? He was a little shoat."
"What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world? You mean across?"
"What if I never *dramatic pause* sleep *dramatic pause* a- *falls asleep during third dramatic pause*"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !"
"What is a bed's least favourite time of year? Spring break."
"I don't have a friend called Louise. If I did I would always be saying ""Jeez Louise"" to her. Then I wouldn't have a friend called Louise."
"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is a hardware problem."
"A study found that Buzzfeed is the least trusted news source in media. Serves them right for telling me I belong in Hufflepuff."
"If you're looking for a good place to buy a Blackberry, I'd suggest 2006."