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Joke of the Day
"What does a bee do with his stinger at night? Put it in his honey."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the guy whose left arm and left leg got chopped off? He died."
"What do French people call a really bad Thursday? A trajeudi."
"Just finished leg day with my new trainer and now I need to replace the stairs in my house with an elevator. Or shower in the kitchen sink?"
"If you don't need to change shirts after eating a hot dog you're not doing it right."
"Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween? Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks."
"Never let them see how much they hurt you. Or the gun. Definitely don't let them see the gun."
"While digging a hole today I found a bunch of old gold coins. I ran in to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging a hole."
"A physicist sits down at a bar. What does he order? Ein stein"
"What do... A grape and a bunny rabbit have in common? They're both purple. Except for the bunny rabbit."