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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Italian with one arm? Speech impaired."
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"An NFL chuckler If the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are called the Bucs, and the Jacksonville Jaguars are called the Jags, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?"
"What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist? Kurt Fossil"
"What do you call it when you're breastfeeding and nothing comes out? A milk dud."
"I must be getting old...my urine flow sounds like a drippy leak in an old abandoned factory"
"The bad news is we need to downsize on people named Jeremy, so you're fired. WHAT WAS THE GOOD NEWS? India's tiger population is up 30%!"
"I want to start a show about businesses in my neighborhood called, ""HOW IS IT STILL OPEN??!"""
"Me: Yeah like that, baby. Him: *caresses my back, plays with my hair* Me: *moans* Him: *growls* I'm gonna do so many-- Me: *snores, drools*"
"Me: Sometimes I wish I wasn't shy and introverted Alcohol: I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS!"
"A teenage girl went to visit the doctor for her cough complaint. The doctor examined her with his stethoscope. 'Big breaths' he said. 'Yeah, and I am only thixteen' she replied."