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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you're breastfeeding and nothing comes out? A milk dud."
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"I made fun of my Middle Eastern friend's food the other day Now I falafel about it."
"How did horses get to America in the 1700's? On the Hayflower!"
"what do martial artists eat? kung food edit: the people making additional jokes are my heroes"
"I always wanted to be just like Flo Rida. That's why I changed my name to ""New Ham Sure"""
"You know that feeling of shame, when you put it in the wrong hole? You wonder why it doesn't fit, and when you look down you just get sad. I'm talking about belts, of course. What did you think!?"
"How do you call playing games while it snows heavily? Blizzard Entertainment."
"What's a rabbits' favorite musical? Hare."
"What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat? The wheelchair..."
"Never had a gay thought in my life but when Daniel Craig jumps onto the back of the train & adjusts his cuff I now kind of get it."