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Joke of the Day

"An NFL chuckler If the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are called the Bucs, and the Jacksonville Jaguars are called the Jags, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?"

"Why did the depressed chicken cross the road? To get to the other side :("

"I look forward to using the phrase ""I'm gonna fuck you til you're pregnant!"" in bed when we decide to have kids."

"Did you see the joke written on recycled paper? It was tearable"

"[in Batmobile] Superman: Hey Batman: Sup? S: Promise you won't be mad? B: [sighs] I asked if you had to go before we left the Batcave!!"

"59 thousand years ago, six sapiens were bathing and rubbing each other No homo tho"

"Friends are a lot like trees... They fall down when they are hit with an axe multiple times."

"Just saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus. Wouldn't it be a lot more helpful if it was on the front?"

"Slightly funny gay joke What doesn't work? A gay dude allergic to nuts"

"Which Nazi leader likes the Bulls the most? Joseph gobulls!"