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Joke of the Day

"The bad news is we need to downsize on people named Jeremy, so you're fired. WHAT WAS THE GOOD NEWS? India's tiger population is up 30%!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ? Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !"

"What is the politically correct term for Mexicans? Human Beans."

"What do you call the female version of Donald Trump? "

"I like my car how I like my life. Duty free."

"Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team? He was always spiking the ball."

"Someone told me to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe."

"What do niggers and twinkies have in common? You have to un-rap them before you can get to their delicious Kareem filling."

"What did the dyslexic person worship? Santa."

"Jared Fogle says, ""Spell 'Tuna Sub' backwards and that's what I'll do in your kid's face"""