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Joke of the Day
"How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his Birthday? He felt his presents."
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"Did you hear the one about the Jewish carpenter? I heard he nailed it!"
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"I've slept with enough babysitters to know how to raise a kid thanks mom"
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"I hate how politically correct the world is becoming... No longer am I allowed to say ""black paint."" Now I have to say ""Tyrone can you please paint."""
"My daughter wants a pony and my wife wants a new dishwasher, so I'm compromising and buying them a goat."