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Joke of the Day

"I've slept with enough babysitters to know how to raise a kid thanks mom"

"Men: The Only creature blessed with the superpowers to make Any machine a smoke machine in kitchen especially when his wife isn't home."

"A woman ran out of toothpicks... Woman: Nanny! Why do we always ran out of toothpicks? Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using."

"Accidently played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear. Now it can ride a bike without training wheels."

"Al Gore should have had a band named The Algorehythms. Courtesy of my dad at lunch today."

"Why did Adele cross the road To say hello from the other side"

"What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink? TAKBEER!"

"Two people who really hate each other can suddenly really like each other if they can find someone else they can both really hate together."

"Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party? Because nobody likes his company!"

"Did you hear that David Copperfield has aids now? Yea, he was doing Magic."