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Joke of the Day
"Pao's reddit password leaked 123"
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"Remember that time I got drunk... Yeah me neither."
"There are 2 truly difficult problems in Computer Science 0: Naming things 1: Cache invalidation 2: Off by one errors"
"What do you call a frog that's in the mood? A HORNY TOAD!"
"I use so many age defying crinkle creams that I don't have finger prints anymore."
"YOUR MUMS SO FAT...... your mums so fat she makes the moon look small"
"My week is just five days of wishing I had nothing to do followed by two days of wishing I had something to do."
"I couldn't finish my dinner , so the waitress asked me: ""do you wana box for that ?"" I responded "" no , but i'll arm wrestle you for it """
"I've now had my account locked and been forced to change my password so many times it is up to: password1234567"
"i want the first line of my obituary to be about how i once used an umbrella three different times before losing it"