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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would *never* let a bag of cocaine fall out the window."

"Chicken Pot Pie My three favorite things."

"No more Jew jokes My grandfather died in the holocaust. Damn Jew pushed him off his watchtower"

"Since instagram is down I'm not sure if there was a sunrise today or if anyone ate any food? I feel lost."

"Ever wonder how many of your friends are jerks? Just post something with a typo in it..... It's like their mating call."

"i tried to share a hilarious pun with my kids but they had turned on dadblock plus"

"How do pigs gets to hospital? In a hambulance"

"What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ? A beer-a-cuda !"

"Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!"

"What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !"