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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ? A beer-a-cuda !"
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"How do you seperate the men from the boys? A crowbar."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No you're a poo!"
"Girls read smiles And the gap in your teeth spell friendzone"
"Have you heard the new hipster joke? Yea, I have it on vinyl."
"The bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve faster-than-light particles here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."
"Redditors of North Korea: What's your opinion on the recent Sony hack?"
"I'm not gay, but 20 is still 20."
"A fellow peon told me he loved kids, you can't beat them i said you can but it's generally frowned upon."
"Ben Franklin ties a key to a kite, and he's a hero. I duct tape a kitten to a stop sign, and I'm an asshole? Really, History?"