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Joke of the Day
"How do pigs gets to hospital? In a hambulance"
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"What did the golden male connector said when he plugged himself into the female Sorry, i couldn't resist"
"I'm not saying I did terrible things last night but satan just woke up on my couch and he won't make eye contact with me."
"""A smile is like tight underwear...it makes your cheeks go up."
"*batman voice* Alfred, my bat-wang is stuck in my bat-zipper. Bat-help."
"At the touch of her lips, it grew hard an swollen... I gasped as she squeezed and pulled expertly. It was the best balloon giraffe I d ever seen."
"What do King Cong and the Archbishop of Canterbury have in common? Both are [primates.] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primate_(bishop))"
"I made an late-night appointment with my escort But she informed me she is only working normal orifice-hours these days."
"What do you call a gay Mexican? a spigot."
"I spilled spot remover on my dog... ... He's gone now (credit to Steven Wright)"