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Joke of the Day
"""Are you crying .?"" ""No, my eyes are sweating -_____-"" #ITTS"
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"To add insult to injury... ...James poured Saxa Coarse into Stephen's wound."
"Every time you enter a room, you should say ""Smells like farts in here."" This way when you fart later, they'll never suspect you."
"What do you call a disappointing orgasm? Anti climaxtic (I'll be here all week)"
"I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed... How could anyone stoop so low?"
"My Grandfather I'll never forget my grandfather's last words.. ""Are you sure you're holding the fucking ladder?"""
"Some mornings I wake up bitchy... Other mornings I let her sleep."
"Sorry for letting bad things happen to good people all these years."
"Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs."
"A serial killer leaves his mark on his victims by cutting off their left hand and right leg. Authorities say something sinister is afoot."