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Joke of the Day
"Chicken Pot Pie My three favorite things."
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"What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !"
"[tells friend cat passed away] Is there anything I can do? Yes [holds up fur coat] put this on & lie in my lap But I- [starts crying] OK OK"
"What was Hitler's favorite color to use when painting? Aryan white."
"Can gorillas swim? No."
"What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards? A woman in her place..."
"Sorry, I'm in a hurry, lets talk while we walk... You go that way."