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Joke of the Day
"No more Jew jokes My grandfather died in the holocaust. Damn Jew pushed him off his watchtower"
Next Joke
"The best advice my parents ever gave me was not to push too hard because that's how Elvis died."
"First day at gym and i've already lost 5kg. seriously, i have no idea where i misplaced those weights.."
"A guy ate part of his own arm while tripping on acid. After he found out what he'd done, he shit himself."
"What the mothers against drunk driving aren't counting on is my innate ability to run people over while sober."
"I bought a 5 gallon drum of correction fluid the other day. Big mistake."
"What do you call a five year old with no friends? [dark] A sandy hook survivor"
"I want a ""refrigerataur."" Half horse, half refrigerator. I could ride it AND eat from it which is just plain sensible we are in a recession."
"Things that just weren't meant to be heated in a microwave: lettuce, mustaches, avocados, sarcasm, other microwaves, oranges. And that's it."
"Nothing worse than wasting a good mood by being around family."