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Joke of the Day

"The truth is out there; it just hasn't been indexed well."

"Once upon a time there was a happy woman... But that happened only once and only to one woman"

"I shot a black teenager the other day I was arrested for impersonating a police officer."

"What is the speed limit of Sex? 68, because at 69, you eat it."

"What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh? A mis-carriage"

"Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house."

"What do you call a nursing bear? A titty bear."

"I went to the food court today. And in the case of Pizza V Hamburger, the judge ruled in favor of the plantiff."

"I have a friend with only one leg. He's been having some issues with stares."

"Carrots are good for your eyes but they hurt when I put them in."