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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh? A mis-carriage"
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"You had me at ""we've got the place surrounded"""
"What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is sick bird."
"I dunno Discovery Channel, if you think crabs are the deadliest thing you can catch, you've obviously never slept with my sister Ashley."
"How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts? Fetus Deletus"
"excuse me, waitress? ""I'm not a waitress"" Oh, what are you then ""Well, I'm a..*turns to other burger king employee* what the hell are we?"""
"Grocery stores nowadays have amazing selection We have powdered milk, powdered orange juice, powdered eggs, baby powder..."
"What's large, grey and doesn't matter? An irrelephant."
"What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal? Equatinos"
"What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? Honey I'll be home in 20 minutes."