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Joke of the Day

"I went to the food court today. And in the case of Pizza V Hamburger, the judge ruled in favor of the plantiff."

"I can't decide if I should get a new mattress or not. I should probably sleep on it."

"A watch dog is like a regular dog,only it can show you the time."

"By now, I've stopped calling it ""sandwich"" meat and started calling it ""stand in front of the fridge and eat it out of the baggie"" meat."

"Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they're getting insulted or complimented daily."

"I heard a great joke in the elevator today It was funny on so many levels."

"When I die and doctors perform an autopsy, they'll probably find twenty pounds of stickers off of fruit in my intestines"

"What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick"

"My cousin, who's a karate expert, joined the Army. First time he saluted he nearly killed himself."

"Who wants to start CatRoulette.com with me?!?!"