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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nursing bear? A titty bear."
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"What does a beef patty have in common with a blowjob? Both are better between 2 buns"
"Why is the suicide rate so low for Puerto Ricans? You can't jump out of a basement apartment."
"What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car? Hood orient"
"What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs? a bell."
"if somone acidentaly walks in while ur in the bathroom, do not react at all. this avoids embarasment & makes them wonder if they are a ghost"
"What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron."
"I bought some green apples about a week ago I can't believe they're still not ripe"
"So If the Pope shits in a toilet.... Does that make it holy shit? Aaaand thats my shitpost for the day."
"Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop."