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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nursing bear? A titty bear."
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"What did the cake say to the Pie? ""That's sweet, ain't it?"""
"Daughter (5): ""Daddy your tummy is big and bouncy just like our trampoline"" Me: ""Well you're short and can't spell chrysanthemum"""
"What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease? Turkey Jerky"
"How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them."
"A blind judge conducted a trial.. And even after no one managed to provide a substantial incriminating evidence he still condemned the defendant. he couldn't see the truth."
"How do you cook a stoned ham? 420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving"
"For some reason, I'm not in The Guinness Book of Records. Even though I was *definitely* the first person ever to touch my penis."
"Ellen Pao stole my bike Who else could it have been"
"What does a jock douchebag and a strict catholic have in common? They're both obsessed with their mass every day."