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Joke of the Day
"What is the speed limit of Sex? 68, because at 69, you eat it."
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"Do you know what the difference is between a white person and a black person that sell drugs? One is a pharmacist and one is a drug dealer!"
"Son: ""Dad, what's the difference between confident and confidential?"" Dad: ""Hmm. You are my son. Of that, I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential."""
"If I had a dollar for every gender... I'd have $2 and some monopoly money..."
"If a clown farts... ... does it smell funny?"
"Are you cold? Come sit in the corner, it's 90 degrees."
"You know how some dogs turn around several times before lying down and going to sleep? They must be watch dogs. That's how they unwind."
"What's the difference between an apple an a dead baby? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it"
"Toaster are like gremlins for people who are on a diet or don't want to kill themselves. 1. Do not get wet 2. Do not feed after midnight"
"I like my reddit jokes like I like my coffee... Dark and tasteless."