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Joke of the Day
"What's got 40 balls and fucks ducks? A 12 Gauge Shotgun"
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"What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe? Fur traders."
"I like my men like I like my coffee... Nowhere near my vagina. A little lesbian humor....I'm not gay I just couldn't resist....too good :)"
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only cums once a year"
"Who was the largest knight at the Round Table? Sir Cumference. Why was he so fat? He ate too much pie."
"What do you call the iron-stealing, oxygen-depleting metalloproteins that lurk in the red blood cells of all vertebrates? Hemogoblins."
"Virginity is like a car I kept mine until I was rear ended in a bad neighborhood"
"Never go to restaurants with Hipster Chefs. The food is spoiled. They've been using refrigerators before they were cool."
"Why would you go to a psychiatrist? When you can just kill yourself"
"How do you put an elephant in a Safeway bag? Take the ""s"" out of Safe and the ""f"" out of way."