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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Bob Marley when he wears glasses? Rasta-four-eyes"

"If a 92 year old woman hooks up with a seventy five year old man. She's no longer considered a couger. That's a saber tooth."

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey"

"How did we build a tunnel to china? A jew found a dollar in a hole."

"Heading to work this morning there was a car parked on the train tracks, with a bumper sticker that said ""Honk if you love Jesus!"" That train engineer must have REALLY loved Jesus."

"I went to the zoo, and the only animal they had was a dog it was a shih tzu."

"Did you hear about the guy that ran the erectile dysfunction support group? He had to disband the group because he couldn't raise enough members."

"Christmas tradition."

"Relax lady, you can quit giving me dirty looks. I don't want my own husband, so I sure as hell don't want yours."

"Are you still looking for a job? I hear they're hiring at the zoo circumcising elephants. The pay is small, but the tips are big!"