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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mummy on a horse? A knight in Charmin armor."
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"Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other ""Pass the soap."" The other says. ""Ice cream doesn't have bones."""
"I had to stop eating clocks, it was too time consuming."
"So my friend's bakery burned down yesterday... His business is toast."
"What's the feminine name for the Internet Highway? e-Lane"
"Whats long black and stinky? the unemployment line."
"What do you call one-tenth of a bell? A Decibell."
"[campfire] ME: They say these trees are over 200 years old. Man, if trees could talk... TREE: Please stop burning my flesh to cook hot dogs."
"If you want to hear a very interesting story: send an SMS to your wife with the following text in the body: ""I know everything"""
"What do you call a Chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar Salad"