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"Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana? It was the pot calling the cattle back."
"I just pulled over for a siren on the radio so I get it, dogs that bark at tv."
"What did the cannibal comedian say as he battled through his steak dinner? Tough crowd."
"Why was 8 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender"
"What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !"
"A female midget FBI agent went undercover to bust a drug gang by sleeping with gang members. She was known as the Little Fed Riding Hood."
"What did Cinderella say when she got down to the ball? Mmmrrggglllrrsllurp"
"While never officially canonized by a Pope, Saint Patrick is widely recognized as the patron saint of Slytherin."
"6.9 A good time interrupted by a period"