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Joke of the Day

"Heading to work this morning there was a car parked on the train tracks, with a bumper sticker that said ""Honk if you love Jesus!"" That train engineer must have REALLY loved Jesus."

"if i told you you have a beautiful body.... would you hold it against me?"

"What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it? here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here"

"Did you hear the joke about the guy who shined a light at his shadow? It starts off dark, but the ending is bright."

"Chinese parents give birth to girl [removed] Source: im a chinaman Edit: im a chinaman"

"I put a roofie in my wife's drink last night. It was AWESOME. I played PS4 for five hours straight without anyone asking me to do anything."

"Why is Africa hot? Because of dat Djibouti."

"How does Dwayne Johnson Party? Like a ROCK Star."

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!"

"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor."