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Joke of the Day

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey"

"R news are nazis This is how it works, right? Can i get my karma points now i need karma"

"Have you watched the movie about polynomials? I heard the *f(x)* were great!"

"When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says 'Well done'!"

"A book fell on my head today... I can only blame myshelf."

"To stay safe in a fire, remember the acronym ""DBOF"": Don't Be On Fire"

"Did you know that beer contains female hormones? It's true. You drink too much you get fat, get emotional, talk too much, cry, and you can't drive a car. All apologies to the fairer sex."

"How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!"

"Im never going to public bathrooms again Because last time i was there, shit went down"

"The definition of Baroque: A time when there is no Monet."