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Joke of the Day
"I went to the zoo, and the only animal they had was a dog it was a shih tzu."
Next Joke
"May be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning"
"My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him ""What was the name of his other leg?"""
"TIL: Amy Winehouse spent the last moment of her life watching her own video clips on Youtube before her death. She must have read the comments."
"What did one suicide bomber say to the other? ""Dude, I don't think it worked."""
"Did you hear about the boy born without eyelids? The doctors said they could give the boy eyelids made out of his foreskin. The only problem is that he would be a little cockeyed."
"What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ? Santa Claws !"
"What did the Elephant say to the naked man? That's cute but can you breath through it?"
"A Jew walks into a bar mitzvah"
"I told my kids I've never done drugs or been with anyone other than their father and the idiots totally bought it."