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Joke of the Day
"What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano? Answer: Tulips on an Organ."
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"Some dude told me he's had 100 times more girls than me which made me laugh so much because 100 x 0 is still 0."
"My penis refused to give me any jism... Finally, I just had to beat it out of him."
"I can't stand when guys complain about their girlfriends giving shitty hand jobs I see where they're coming from, but something about it just rubs me the wrong way"
"Local pharmacy robbed... Local pharmacy robbed tonight. Entire stock of Viagra taken. Police on look out for hardened criminal."
"Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore? Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP"
"Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences."
"What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!"
"Only 5 days until Facebook is stacked with return to the gym statuses and pictures of salads."
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He needed a pencil to work it out."