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Joke of the Day

"Only 5 days until Facebook is stacked with return to the gym statuses and pictures of salads."

"*Refuses to go to the gym Adds resistance training to workout list."

"NSFW Your cock's like Mt. Everest... It's hard to get up"

"Nice tan. I'm guessing your mother is white & your father's a sweet potato?"

"I would like to have submitted that joke about UDP here but I don't think you would get it."

"Maybe I'm just drunk, but this toilet looks alot like my neighbors car."

"Last night, a two-seat, single engine plane crashed in a Polish cemetery. Polish authorities report that they have recovered five hundred bodies so far and believe thousands more may still be found."

"Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Because classical conditioning!"

"We didn't like Granny sliding down the banister so we wrapped it with barbed wire. She didn't stop but it sure slows her up."

"What was Forrest Gump's email password? ""1forrest1"""