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Joke of the Day
"Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing A:a cold"
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"Ever tried 77? You get 8 more."
"Why do Irishmen grow mustaches? So they look like their mothers"
"That time in 1997 you found out Chris Rock & Chris Tucker are 2 different people & realized you're racist. #thatwasawkward"
"Jury awards $22 million to man locked in closet by East Cleveland police for four days with no food or toilet. R Kelly is going to sue the East Cleveland police for copyright infringement."
"Advertisers: you can stop using ""it will change your life"" as a selling point. Cocaine, unemployment, and AIDS will also change your life."
"What is the most confusing holiday in Harlem? Father's Day."
"Nice that after 17 years of marriage I can still have a sex dream about my wife. Last night the role of my wife was played by Jessica Alba."
"Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt? A: The bucket."
"[during lull in conversation] maybe people who say the earth is flat are thinking of maps"