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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He needed a pencil to work it out."

"I'm working on a Star Wars Kama Sutra book. I don't have all the positions down quite yet, but I have mastered the Hand Solo."

"What does John Cougar Mellencamp get if he eats too much cantaloupe before he goes swimming? A melon-cramp."

"A child asks his dad... Child: ""Dad, how high is that building?"" Building: ""If I'm already built, why am I called a building?"" Dad: ""Pretty damn high."""

"Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing."

"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."

"People of the world There are three types of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't."

"I just read a book on Stockholm Syndrome. The first couple of chapters were terrible, but by the end I loved it!"

"My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta... Yuk yuk yuk"

"The best part about twitter is that it is completely satisfying on a deep emotional level and in no way makes me feel empty inside."