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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He needed a pencil to work it out."
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"In the Super Mario Bros movie, instead of a gag reel, did they have... bloopers?"
"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR FANNYPACK WANT TO GO IN THE VENDING MACHINE."
"What do you a paralyzed gangster? A crip."
"What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song? Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher."
"Wait so does Smashing Pumpkins refer to destroying pumpkins or are they just super good pumpkins in England"
"[about to see a boob for the first time] ""ok, play it cool, play it cool. don't say anything stupid"" [girl removes bra] ""whoopeeee"""
"What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody knows..."
"Watch your wedding video backwards. You'll love the part when you take your ring off, walk away from the altar, & leave with your friends."
"Unemployment gives you time to follow your true passion: Worrying about money."