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Joke of the Day

"I can't stand when guys complain about their girlfriends giving shitty hand jobs I see where they're coming from, but something about it just rubs me the wrong way"

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"To Usain Bolt who stole my neon jacket You can run, but you can't hide"
"How did Jack grow his portfolio? He invested in beanstocks!"
"I've always wanted to drown my troubles But I can never get my wife to go swimming"
"Whats Brown and Sticky? Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke."
"What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas? Bugs Bunny."
"""2, 4, 6, 8!! Ride my face let's fornicate!!!"" And with that, HR banished me from all future employee picnics."
"Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas wondered why they didn't get taller girls?"
"You know what they say... If a Chilean Miner gets scared and runs back to his hole it's winter for 6 more weeks."
"It's a joke, not a dick don't take it so hard"