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Joke of the Day

"Just told a coworker ""I ain't scerd, lil' bitch."" and threw my stapler. I blame the hardcore rap."

"What is a caterpillar afraid of? a dogerpillar. Sorry. It was so bad that I had to share it. Fuck you Laffy Taffy."

"What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver? Want to go out with me and Di tonight?"

"If I had a dollar for every time I fell for a tweeter instead of a real person, I could pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need."

"Why didn't Jesus start a charity? Cuz they're not for prophets."

"Friend: If Nicki Minaj, Ke$ha, Nickelback, and Creed all died in a plane crash who would you miss the most? Me.. F... M.. F.. Me: the pilot"

"Any funny student council election catchphrases for posters? I made jokes for last years sophomore election but can not think of any for this year. Any help redditors?"

"Did you hear Lorain Labbobit died in a car accident last week? Some dick cut her off!"

"What's a foot long and slippery? A Slipper. :D"

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers,some of them go through 110 stories in 10 seconds."