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Joke of the Day
"Funny joke v0.01 What's black all over? Niggers."
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"Do you know what's funnier than 24? *25*"
"Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly."
"""Fight Fire with Fire!"" - motto of my town's least successful volunteer fire company"
"I told a joke to a bunch of guys. They laughed. Now I'm going to prison. For manslaughter."
"What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels."
"I went to a German restaurant... ...and ordered an omelette....I just got a plate with two dots on it!"
"Q: Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window? A: It was closed."
"Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground? No depth perception."
"What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast? Apple Jacks"