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Joke of the Day
"What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver? Want to go out with me and Di tonight?"
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"I went to see the worst faith healer ever last night. He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out."
"How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake? Give it to Michael J Fox"
"What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef"
"If you are a driver who swerves right before turning left, take a long hard look in the mirror, and then punch yourself in the face."
"Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have herpes. Laugh all you want. You'll still have herpes."
"*Takes off clothes *Enters meeting room naked *Coworkers gasp in horror *Slowly backs out of room [whispers] ""you said debriefing"""
"Knock knock*** Who's there? Ask me a predictable question. Ask me a predictable question who? Okay. Very good. Thank you for your cooperation. You are very welcome."
"What are some good clean jokes to be used at a grade 8 farewell dinner?"
"Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die? Because deep down they're really nice people."