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Joke of the Day

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers,some of them go through 110 stories in 10 seconds."

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"If it requires pants or a bra ... it aint happening."
"So, hows your DNS lookup up? Yet again, I am very sorry."
"""Hey, will you join us in our street protest?"" No thanks ""Why not?"" I actually love streets"
"I wrote a poem I dig You dig She digs He digs They dig We dig Okay so it's not the best poem, but it's very deep!"
"What kind of dog does Sauron have? A La-Barad-dur"
"Camo is proper for any occasion. It's good for drinkin' beers, huntin' deers and scarin' queers. Merica."
"Virgin mary enters into heaven as soon as she gets in she notices a hot dog stand. She blushes and giggling says ""the holy spirit!"""
"You ever hear about the guy who goosed the ghost? He got a handful of sheet."
"Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety? Crumbs!"