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Joke of the Day
"What's a foot long and slippery? A Slipper. :D"
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"There's 2 cows in a paddock One says ""moo"" the other says ""damn, I was just about to say that."""
"How busy can you actually be if you just took the time to change your online status to say so."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the mountains."
"Listen, if you are going to someone's house for Thanksgiving, compliment their baseboards. That is what they are spending today cleaning."
"The EU has said that more needs to be done to help the Syrian refugees, especially the children. May I recommend swimming lessons?"
"How do you know if someone's from Texas? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"What dog can you only find on the beach? A cockle spaniel!"
"I have all these jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work."
"What happened after the word bank was robbed? There was a run on sentences."