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Joke of the Day

"Any funny student council election catchphrases for posters? I made jokes for last years sophomore election but can not think of any for this year. Any help redditors?"

"Why did the star wars fan kill a blind man? Because he joined the dark side."

"Careful what you wish for!"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh 10 tickles"

"What did earth say to the other planets? Wow, you guys have no life."

"Wife: ""I saw a huge owl on my way home. Almost hit it with my car."" Me: ""Wow!"" Wife: ""Sorry, the correct response is 'O RLY?'"""

"The D word that everyone's been feeling at work is depression. I guessed the wrong word, apparently. Aaaaand there's HR calling me. Brb."

"how do you get a dog to stop licking his balls?, pick it up and suck its dick."

"If I had a dollar for every time I was racially accepting I'd be as poor as a no good, dirty mexican."

"what cant you spell slaughter without? Laughter"