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Joke of the Day

"What do they do when the Queen has a baby? Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby? Fire the dirty old Canon."

"What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank youLord for our daily dead!''"

"How do you catch a rabbit? Hide in a field and make carrot noises"

"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mipe"

"(Slightly racist) What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? One can finish a race."

"Is there a class for just the karate noises?"

"Me: Is there something wrong with your pasta? 4-year-old: It's not a doughnut."

"What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage? Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident"

"Cops in the U.S. are like vampires They suck, their bloodthirsty, and can't come in your home unless invited!"

"Little Girl: ""Mom I want to be a Redditor when i grow up"" Mom: ""Well pick one sweetie, you can't do both"""