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Joke of the Day
"Is there a class for just the karate noises?"
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"I know a joke about frequencies But I'll not share it, because the punch line is so bad it hertz."
"The blind have a braille version of the bible... The Really Holy Bible."
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"I just owned you for three seconds. Possibly five if you're a slow reader. Up to ten if you read this again."
"I love people who order coffee like they're giving the pass code to a missile defense system."
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