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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage? Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident"

"Still suddenly panicking that you haven't done your homework on Sunday evenings, despite being in your thirties"

"First white Muslims in Boston, now a 7'0"" gay black pro athlete. Narrow-minded conservatives everywhere are having a very confusing month."

"Should I include ""hard working and honest"" in my resume? Applying for a software engineer's role at Volkswagen."

"10yr old sons joke: Why was ""C"" afraid of all the other letters ? They are all ""Not-C's"" !"

"How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb? Lets go ride our bikes"

"What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck? Shaun O'flanagan"

"What is Shrek's most annoying problem? Swamp Ass."

"A programmer goes to do groceries. His wife tell him: -- Buy a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, buy a dozen. He comes back with thirteen loaves of bread. -- But why?, she asks. -- They had eggs."

"What do you call an Irish threesome? Dublin up."