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Joke of the Day
"I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings... It's a complex complex complex."
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"What's the difference between a waterproofer and a porn star? Eventually, a waterproofer stops coming home with cock all over them. Forgive my accent, I meant caulk. (My first waterproofing joke)"
"What dog is the worst at polishing a turd? A poodull"
"At what age did the world's greatest sushi chef begin his training? Tuna half."
"Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of tippex.. ...I woke this morning with a huge correction."
"The best part of September is fucking with Green Day during their hibernation."
"English version of Breaking bad in progress It will last one season with only one episode where Walt will be diagnosed with Cancer but will get treated by NHS and wil end up living on benefits."
"Only when a mosquito lands on your balls do you realize That violence is not always the option"
"Whenever I start to hate my job I think about the camera crew that has to follow the Kardashian's 24/7."
"How do you circumcise a red-neck? Kick his sister in the jaw."