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Joke of the Day
"I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings... It's a complex complex complex."
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"I hugged someone once and they expected it every time they saw me. I'll never do that again."
"""There goes my Baby"" by Usher... ...is a bad song to play at an abortion clinic."
"I finally got hired at the local adult store First day on the job I got a raise!"
"[freezing huddled around fire] Dont worry I brought blankets to keep us warm *throws blankets on fire* that should last a good half hour"
"What did the buffalo said to its bisexual son? Bi, son. ^^^^it's ^^^^a ^^^^three ^^^^in ^^^^one ^^^^joke"
"I like to mute CNN and imagine they're arguing about what appetizer, or appetizers, to order at TGIFridays."
"Did you hear about the gay Russian knight? His name was Sergei."
"I was trying to think of a joke about Vietnam.... but then I realized people might find tet offensive."
"Boy giraffe: You wanna? Girl giraffe: Ok, but kiss my neck first. Boy giraffe: But Babe, we only have 3 hours!"