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Joke of the Day

"Cops in the U.S. are like vampires They suck, their bloodthirsty, and can't come in your home unless invited!"

"The person you are trying to stalk Is stalking another person.. Please wait"

"What does a horny frog say? Rub it- rub it"

"why is it called bacon if you fry it"

"What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal? They go back four seconds."

"Why did Megan fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan."

"I am allergic to fire Everytime I touch it I get burned"

"I had to get new tennis shoes this weekend my old ones were pretty run down"

"Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good."

"A priest, rapist and pedophile enter a bar. ^^^A ^^^priest, ^^^rapist ^^^and ^^^pedophile ^^^enter ^^^a ^^^bar. He orders a beer."