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Joke of the Day
"What's the best time to go to a dentist? Two thirty"
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"""A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer ."""
"What did JFK say about his multiple affairs? ""I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard."""
"What do you call the TMNTs doing stand up comedy? April's Fools!!!"
"How many redditors does it take to repost a joke? About four."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your sister's ass."
"My boss turned round this morning and called me a ""bullshitter."" I'm not too worried about it though he didn't really."
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"Remember before the smartphone when you had to take your laptop into the bathroom with you? God, it's like we were cavemen."
"Are you today's date? Cause you're 10/10."