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Joke of the Day
"ppl: are u sick? me: no, im just ugly"
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"my wife and I do this Batman role play where I disappear mid conversation like with Commissioner Gordon"
"What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich? ""There goes my hero"""
"doctor: here's your x-ray me: ew I look ugly in this one delete it take another"
"What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever"
"A man drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes bends"
"Weed is not a drug, its a plant. Therefore, I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a florist."
"How did Jesus feel after the Romans killed him? He felt pretty cross."
"I've been a little worried about the voices I hear in my head,.. .. luckily one of them is a therapist and he's been helping me through it."
"""OK, they just have to air three more televised singing competitions and then... it's time."" -Mayans"