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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your sister's ass."
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"What is Blair Walsh's favorite song? I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him"
"I like my women how I like my file paper. Ruled, and punched twice near the spine to keep them in line."
"What's the most cleanest animal on the planet? A Hygiena."
"Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair? They just pray the gray away"
"I told my date I was depressed. I added, ""not like cut my inner thigh depressed, but sleep with you even though I don't like you depressed."""
"it's very distracting hearing your girlfriend being mauled by a tiger as you try to read ""big cat owners monthly""."
"What is the only meat a Catholic Priest is allowed to eat on Good Friday? Nun"
"There's four things I'm no good with: faces, names and numbers."
"Why are gay guys with big dicks the first ones picked at the bar? Low-hanging fruit"