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Joke of the Day

"Remember before the smartphone when you had to take your laptop into the bathroom with you? God, it's like we were cavemen."

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"Jokes about stuttering ...are a big big, no no."
"Superman: How'd you know? Lex: Know what? S: My secret identity! L: Whaddya mean? S: You called me a KENT!! L: That's NOT what I called you."
"Spend hours getting screaming baby to sleep. Check on sleeping baby. Can't hear breathing...prod sleeping baby Repeat"
"The company hates when I helicopter into work. It's always, ""zip up your pants and go see HR now!"""
"50 years ago, nerds were smart. Now a nerd is just someone who likes Star Wars and eats a lot of cereal."
"Cinco de Mayo means five of mayonnaise in Spanish."
"Cop: Why are your eyes bloodshot? Me: My girlfriend dumped me and I was crying... Cop: Oh. Me: ...so I smoked weed to feel better."
"It is nearly impossible to find an eye doctor on an Alaskan island. They are all optical Aleutians."
"Women's Rights... What?. did you expect more?"