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Joke of the Day

"Doctors have discovered that breast cancer may cause amnesia. After all, mastectomy would result in mammary loss."

"Why is a day at the office the same as Christmas? Because you do all the work, and the fat guy with the suit gets all of the credit."

"Having kids is a little like when the free sample lady tries to tell you all about the cheese & you pretend to be interested while you eat."

"Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? Because he's back in town looking for you."

"CHEF CLOWN Q: How do you know if a chef is a clown? A: The food tastes funny."

"What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive? A rip-off."

"Raheem is a Pakistani orphan boy who has to walk 5 miles to reach his school.. but with your help of a few pennies a month..we can buy a whip and make the lazy bastard run."

"Apparently Sepp Blatter has resigned to spend more time with his family... ... And his shreddder"

"Tonight, I watched someone ruin over 20 years of sobriety. It was a shitshow. But, in her defense, you only turn 21 once."

"How many Vietnam Veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb? YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!"