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Joke of the Day
"What is the best way to get called a ,""genius?"" ...by losing a billion dollars in business."
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"What is the easiest way to get a small fortune? You start with a large one."
"town of terrorism joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi_tTBfYQlI&list=UUuWKX9oJE45RXSsvGTDTKKQ"
"A lady in front of me at Walmart today had six kids and was buying a baby gate. I wanted to tell her, ""if that's for your vagina, you're too late!"""
"I just had my foot run over by a rental car... ...fucking Hertz!"
"My Sister is naming her baby Nevaeh because it's Heaven spelled backwards. I said, just name her what she's going to end up being. Tulsa."
"Every day the cat climbs a six-foot glass-block wall and watches my wife shower. She thinks it's cute. I do it once and I'm creepy."
"When midgets celebrate 4/20... Do they get high, or just get medium?"
"A haunted house, but just with a bunch of mall kiosk guys chasing you with face cream"
"How can you tell who's the Polish Jew at The Wailing Wall? He's the guy with the harpoon."