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Joke of the Day
"People who learned a bunch of stuff must've felt pretty stupid when Wikipedia came out."
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"Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup."
"What do you get if an elephant has sex with a rabbit? A dead rabbit with a gaping asshole."
"[on date pretending not to be a dung beetle] Date: What's your favourite meal? Me: Poop Date: What? Me: SOUP, I like eating soup"
"According to this BMI chart I am too short."
"Reddit is really a green community. considering all the recycled content on here."
"[breakfast in hell] STALIN: Toast is burnt POL POT: Eggs are rotten HITLER: I hate the juice STALIN: Oh here we go HITLER: I said JUICE"
"Be careful when online dating, if someone describes themselves as outdoorsy, they might just be homeless."
"There are 5 flies in the kitchen, which one is the cowboy? The one on the range."
"[Last Supper] Jesus:""We need 13 chairs please"" Judas:""But chairs don't fall into common usage until the 16th century AD"" Jesus:""AD?"""