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Joke of the Day
"People who learned a bunch of stuff must've felt pretty stupid when Wikipedia came out."
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"People always say, ""Its the little things in life you treasure""... But whenever I'm naked, girls always laugh."
"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you hear Juan you've heard Jamal."
"You'll be surprised how many people won't get the answer to this. Q: what's red and smells like blue paint? A: red paint."
"Two individuals decide to spend Ramadan together... They were fast friends!"
"How do you know when someone is gluten free? Don't worry, they'll tell you. ""Exit stage right...."""
"I'm not saying pregnant woman aren't attractive I'm just saying, It'd feel weird giving some random unborn child dimples."
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later."
"A teacher was fired for not letting kids out at the end of the day unless they gave her fresh coffee. It was grounds for dismissal."
"Small one A midget fortune teller escapes with some money and is not found by the police. Headline in the next day's newspaper: Small medium at large."